May 16 2009
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Apr 30 2009
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Philisophical words of Dr. Matt
- Me "why do they call cookies on a computer cookies"
- Matt "because they leave a trail of crumbs"
- Me "huh"
- Matt "crumbs are bad for a computer, and your hard drive and shit"
- Matt "google it"
- Me "laugh"
- Matt "if you don't like my answer, seek enlightenment elsewhere"
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Hilarious
- Matt "there has to be alot of casualties before america builds a wall though"
- Me "where do you get this shit"
- Matt "i think of it, what do you mean where do I get it"
- Me "it's just funny"
- Matt "I work alone"
- Me "fucking swine flu"
- Dispatch " 722"
- Matt " what, be in route, BLHS swine outbreak"
- Me "chuckle"
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The shit cleaners of America have yet to form a union.
I got on the topic of the “Swine Flu” pandemic, and well, my co-worker seems to think there is something behind it. Apparently some willful act to get America to build a wall, and FAST between Us and “Them”.
Now, if Bush were in office, we are SURE he would say “Swine flu? WTF Mexico? Build it, fund it, go go go NOW.” and that shit would be up TOMARROW. Soo wtf, where did this come from and why is it here.
Somehow we got on the topic of: what if rolls were reversed and the Doctors got paid 7.50 an hour and the “shit cleaners” or janitors so be it, got paid 250,000 a year. Now, the Shit cleaners will not go on strike all at the same time. The “shit cleaners, have YET to form a union.”
I had no idea of this “flu” epidemic, however, I was enlightened by it’s widespread activity in America and how EVERY incident has to do with someone visiting MEXICO. There is Chaos… In Mexico.
Why the hell would someone WANT Chaos in Mexico, of all places… .
Apr 18 2009
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My ex boyfriends ad on the dating website
GentlePowerHouse : Looking for a few new friends CityLawrence Kansas SignTaurusHeight6’ 1” (185 cm)Age42 year old ManEthnicityCaucasian with Black hairSmoker?NoBody TypeAverageReligionOther ReligionRate My PictureNoChemistryView | Needs Assessment: N/A 
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I am Seeking aWomanForDating
Do you drink?SociallyMarital StatusSingleProfession Smarts N/A Do you want children?Does not want childrenDo you do drugs?NoDo you have children?YesDo you have a car?YesAbout MeHello, let’s see where do I start…..My friends would say I’m honest, caring, trustworthy and fun to be around. I have a good sense of humor. I have a son who turned 18 not to long ago…oh boy…lol I enjoy doing anything outdoors, walking, bike riding, hiking, etc. I like to go to movies, concerts, out to eat, or just staying at home cooking dinner and hanging out.
I’m looking for a warm kind hearted lady to love . She needs to share the same interest as me. I’m not looking for drama or games. I want someone who is confident and mature . I love to ride my bike and participate in bike events like, Bikers For Babies, Toys for Tots and many other events.
First DateA nice warm place and a coffee to start. I like to keep things simple and short.
I do open doors, send flowers and a card for no reason. Mail Settings (To message GentlePowerHouse you MUST meet the following criteria.)Female
Age between 25 and 45
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not smoke
GentlePowerHouse Appears on 9 members favorites lists and has 2 roses that can be sent.
Enjoy your INTERNET DATING. I am SOOO glad I don’t have to go on the internet to meet men.
Apr 16 2009
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Easter Bunny Disaster
So, Saturday… I ran over the easter bunny, and when I went to get the easter bunny off the roadway, I threw out my hip… That rabbit sure showed me.
Apr 10 2009
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The ex…
I talked to my ex for a few hours today, it went, well, it went… He is doing pretty well, he said he misses me, well I still miss him. I did talk to him about his friend “alma” talking shit about me, he said he has no idea why she did it, she just wants to make herself feel better, so whatever, that’s what old cranky bitches do I guess…
Things are going a little rough for both of us since the split but it will get easier as time goes on.
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THE DAILY IDIOT
Found below will be TODAY’S idiot and we’ll just go from there… . some call it slander, some call it hateful, i just call it the truth… .
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This lady’s name is Alma, she can be found on myspace, she is a fucking idiot and meddles in other peoples personal lives because she has nothing going on in hers. Well, since I have nothing goin on in MY personal life right now, I figured I would just vent about her irritating nature.
She feels the need to talk shit all the time about people she doesn’t know.
CONGRATULATIONS ALMA, you, my friend, are TODAYS IDIOT, and (my ex told me you were a mistake and a REALLY bad lay and he never found you attractive in the least bit, he was just horny… Eat that one cranky old woman.)
I’m just going to start blogging about “the daily idiot” and we’ll see how many times you make the headlines!
Apr 04 2009
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Circus Circus… .
I confess, I bought the new Britney CD and when I’m at work driving around, I blast it as loud as possible and sing along hoping that noone sees me. It’s terribly addicting. I hate you Britney Spears.
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Controls Everyday Garbage Odors
So, I’m in the bathroom at work, not going past what I was doing, but I look around, notice a HUGE box of garbage sacks on a shelf across from me. On said box states “controls everyday garbage odors” I would just like to know what odors these said sacks do NOT control. What is an everyday garbage odor? Does this consist of a can of tuna? An empty box maybe? What is the NOT so everyday odor that this said sack does NOT control… I just want to know what people are throwing away that could smell so terrible that they would have to state this on the box. I GUARANTEE I can find something to throw away that this sack can not control.
Apr 03 2009
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I will steal your motorcycle and make you follow me in my car. Me and John broke up, for good, this is probably my most memorable moment of our relationship. I miss summer.
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The big move!
I am moving to a town and I can’t even pronounce the name. Tonganoxie Kansas. Yes, Tonganoxie. It’s about 3 miles of nothing with 2 bars downtown. It even hosts a gas station and a grocery store. But most importantly, it has a liquor store :)
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I made a trip to the pound. The puppies barking, cats hissing, people running around. The smell of urine and feces and the inevitable pile of dogshit that you step into as you look at the puppies and not where you are stepping. I found my partner in crime. He’s cute, he’s yellow and he loves to pee on my carpet.
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I had my fist so far in a turkey, I didn’t think I would ever get it back.
